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Mon, 24 Dec 01 00:52:27 -0000
Hiya Folks...
This time we discover the real reason for the mistletoe in the
airport...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Mistletoe at the Airport
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It was slightly before Thanksgiving. The trip went reasonably well, and
he was ready to go back.
The airport on the other end had turned a tacky red and green, and
loudspeakers blared annoying elevator renditions of cherished Christmas
carols.
Being someone who took Christmas very seriously, and being slightly
tired, he was not in a particularly good mood. Going to check in his
luggage (which, for some reason, had become one suitcase with entirely
new clothes), he saw hanging mistletoe.
Not real mistletoe, but very cheap plastic with red paint on some of the
rounder parts and green paint on some of the flatter and pointier parts,
that could be taken for mistletoe only in a very Picasso sort of way.
With a considerable degree of irritation and nowhere else to vent it, he
said to the attendant, "Even if I were not married, I would not want to
kiss you under such a ghastly mockery of mistletoe."
"Sir, look more closely at where the mistletoe is."
(pause)
"OK, I see that it's above the luggage scale, which is the place you'd
have to step forward for a kiss."
"That's not why it's there."
(pause)
"OK, I give up. Why is it there?"
"It's there so you can kiss your luggage goodbye."
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