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Sat, 22 Dec 01 01:55:45 -0000
Hiya Loonies...
Today we have a variety of short ones for Christmas...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !
How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?
The letter "D" !
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia !
What disasters could happen if you dropped the Christmas turkey ?
The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China and the overthrow of
Greece!
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?
Santa Jaws !
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet !
What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert ?
Lost !
What's ice ?
Skid Stuff!
Where do snowmen go to dance ?
Snowballs !
How do snowmen travel around ?
By icicle !
What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
A snowball !
What did the guest sing at the Eskimo's Christmas party ?
Freeze a jolly fellow !
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