Ho Ho Ho...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Sat, 22 Dec 01 01:55:45 -0000

Hiya Loonies...

Today we have a variety of short ones for Christmas...

Wishes & Dreams...


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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
   It's Christmas, Eve ! 
How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
   Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve ! 
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?
   The letter "D" ! 
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
   Santa Claustrophobia !
What disasters could happen if you dropped the Christmas turkey ?
   The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China and the overthrow of 
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?
   Santa Jaws !
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
   You wake up wet ! 
What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert ?
   Lost ! 
What's ice ? 
   Skid Stuff!
Where do snowmen go to dance ?
   Snowballs ! 
How do snowmen travel around ?
   By icicle ! 
What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
   A snowball ! 
What did the guest sing at the Eskimo's Christmas party ?
   Freeze a jolly fellow ! 

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