The Loony Bin
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Mon, 11 Jun 2001 18:19:58 +0100
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya Folks... Someone's still having trouble getting rid of some of their Y2K surplus stock... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- FOR SALE: 200 canned hams 100lbs. dried beans 2000 gal. fresh water (including underground tank) 5000 watt propane generator 75 MRE'S 800 assorted canned vegetables 8 cases sterno (24 per case) 18 boxes matches 2000 rounds of 45 caliber bullets 10 cases 12 ga. shotgun shells 50 "D" cell batts. 75 "AA" batts. 47 "AAA" batts. 1 solar powered radio 4 cases powdered protein 1 milk cow 1 bull 7 laying hens 1 rooster 40x60 underground shelter (with separate livestock quarters) 1 wood burning stove 8 cords wood 43 assorted magazines (12 adult related) 12 flashlights 8 kerosene lamps 16 military blankets many other misc. survival items. All items sold together or separately. Bids will be accepted starting 1/2/00. Serious offers only. *** SALE!!! Free delivery on all items. Must sell by end 2000. Make me an offer. *** ****** SPECIAL CLEARANCE!!! No bids - $100 to the first person to haul it all away!!! Offer ends Dec 2001. ***** Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* Get PAID for the emails you already send and receive! http://www.mailround.com/ Referrer: andrea@bloodaxe.com ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com