How Many Roads...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Mon, 11 Jun 2001 18:30:20 +0100


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Hiya People...

Now here's a new version of an old favourite Bob Dylan song...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 
New Words to an old Dylan Song:
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How many roads must a man drive down
Before he admits he is lost
Why when a man becomes married is he
unable to find his own socks.
 
How many times will it take 'til he knows
he has seen the three stooges enough
 
The answer my friend, I cannot comprehend
The answer, I cannot comprehend
 
How many shows can a man surf through
before the remote burns out
Why does he think that an intimate gift
is a Dustbuster Plus for the house
 
How many sounds can a man's body make
before he sleeps on the couch
 
The answer my friend, is take two aspirin
The answer is take two aspirin
 
Why when we go for a romantic drive
do we wind up at Builder's Square again
How many nights will he leave the seat up
so I land on cold porcelain
 
How men really feel is mystery to me
and probably a mystery to them
 
The answer girlfriend is driving me to gin
The answer is driving me to gin.


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