Contagion...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Mon, 11 Jun 2001 18:22:20 +0100


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Hiya All...

Today we catch up with a chap who really isn't having much luck with his
health...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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Doctor, Doctor
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A man returns from a foreign holiday and is feeling very ill. He goes to
see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo
tests.
  
The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and
the phone by his bed rings.
  
"This is your doctor. We've had the results back from your tests and
we've found you have an extremely nasty STD called G.A.S.H. It's a
combination of Gonorrhea, AIDS, Syphilis, and Herpes!"
  
"Oh my gosh," cried the man, "What are you going to do, doctor?"
  
"Well we're going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and pita
bread."
  
"Will that cure me???" asked the man. 
  
The doctor replied, "Well no, but... it's the only food we can slide
under the door."
 

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