The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Sat, 1 Jun 1996 12:02:31 +0100
Hiya People... If you're Irish please don't complain...you know we make fun of everyone here... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Sunday afternoon: Two Irishmen, Mick and Taffy, are standing at the edge of a medium-sized cliff (about twenty meters high). Mick has a budgie perched on each of his shoulders, and Taffy has two Parrots sitting on his. "So are you ready then?" asks Taffy "Sure," says Mick "...here I go then." He leaps off the edge of the cliff, drops like a stone and splatters himself against the rocks at the bottom - damaging himself quite badly. Taffy takes one look at this and, after a moments hesitation, decides he'll do better if he takes a bit of a run-up. He backs up a few paces, sprints to the edge of the cliff, and jumps.... Splat! He too lands in a crumpled, badly damaged heap close to where Mick is still trying to figure out what happened. "I tell you one thing," says Mick, "this budgie jumping isn't for me... eh?" "Ay", says Taffy, "and this parrot gliding is quite dangerous too mate!"