The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Sat, 1 Jun 1996 12:01:20 +0100
Hiya Guys & Gals... Some more bodybuilders for you... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- One fine day Van goes down to the beach. He sees a huge group of girls standing around, and decides to go over and investigate. He discovers that the centre of attraction is a tanned hunk of a bodybuilder. Now Van decides that he'd also like to have hordes of girls swarming around him all day, so when at the end of the day, the bodybuilder is finally alone, Van goes over to find out his secret. "It's simple", says the bodybuilder, "just go to gym every day for a few months until you have developed some real muscle and you'll be an instant babe-magnet". So Van spends the next few months in the gym until he becomes really BIG. He then returns to the beach, but to his disappointment the girls pay no attention to him, but still flock around the original bodybuilder. At the end of the day, Van goes over to the bodybuilder again and says, "I did what you said and now I'm as big as you, but still no girls, what else do I need to do?" So our bodybuilder replies, "I didn't really want to tell you this, but my real secret is to place two large potatoes in my speedo before I come down to the beach. You do this and I guarantee that the babes will flock to you." Van does as told, but on returning to the beach the next day, still no girls come near him. Once again as the final girl goes home, Van goes over to the bodybuilder and says, "I've done everything which you told me, but still no girls." And the bodybuilder replies, "I wasn't lying when I told you about the potatoes, the only problem is that they should've gone in the *front* of your speedo."