Controversial Death Certificate...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Sat, 1 Jun 1996 12:03:36 +0100


Hiya People...

Here's a bit of a tale for you...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

Old farmer Brown passes away after a short illness.  His estate shows
he had a substantial life insurance policy and the company doesn't
want to pay.

The company sends their hot shot attorney down to contest  the policy.
During the legal proceedings the hot shot attorney is questioning the
country Dr. who signed the death certificate.  "Well Dr. Smith, you were
not present when farmer Brown died, so how  do you know that he is dead,
and not out on some island resort somewhere."

The Dr. thought for a while and said "you know you're right,  I wasn't
there when he passed away, and at the autopsy I removed his brain and
have it in a jar in my office in Formaldahyde, so there  is a distance
possibility that he could be out practicing law somewhere.