Little Rastas....

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Sat, 1 Jun 1996 12:00:56 +0100


Hiya Loonies...

Continuing our ongoing theme of tasteless humour...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

The ten year olds get a task for the weekend:
'Go home this weekend and see if you can find words ending with
"...ATION"'

Monday morning comes and Little Rastas is eager to be the first to stand
up and share his word with the rest of the class.  Of course, out of
previous experience, Mrs Smith ignores Little Rastas and continues with
the rest of the class:

Mrs Smith:'Yes Marie, and what is the word you found?'
Marie:'StATION Ma'am'
MS:'Very good Mary, an excellent example!'

Still MS ignores Little Rastas....

MS:'And you Peter?'
Peter:'vacATION Ma'am'
MS:'Well done Peter'

Little Rastas - now almost jumping out of his chair.....

MS:'John what is the word you got?'
John:'FoundATION Ma'am'
MS:'Very good!'

And so it carries on until, eventually everyone spoke their word.
Everyone but Little Rastas. So MS,  who had hoped  that time wouldn't
allow it, has to ask:

'What is the word you got Little Rastas?'
Little Rastas, flying up from his chair:'MasturbATION Ma'am!!!!'
MS:'Oh my Little Rastas, that is a mouthful.....'
LR:'Oh no ma'am, that's a blowjob, I said masturbation!!!'