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Sat, 26 Oct 02 01:28:04 +0100
Hiya All...
Now it's time to meet an elderly lady who wants advice on committing
suicide...this one's from Susan...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Ageing Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly despondent
over the recent death of her husband, Earl. She decided that she would
just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out
Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the
heart, since it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden
someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly
where the heart would be on a woman.
The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast."
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot
wound to her knee.
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