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Fri, 25 Oct 02 01:38:21 +0100
Hiya Folks...
Now it's time for an apparently-true tale of a lottery winner with a bit
of a problem...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
THE LOTTERY WINNER
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Californian Bill Helko was thrilled when he had the winning numbers in
the local lottery, the first prize being $412,000.
He straight away went and ordered a Porsche, booked a family holiday in
Hawaii and had a champagne dinner with his wife and friends at an
expensive Hollywood restaurant.
When he went to pick up the winnings he found that 9,097 others had also
won first prize and his share of the jackpot was $45.
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