First Jump...

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Fri, 23 Nov 01 23:22:47 -0000

Hiya Loonies...

Now we catch up with a chap trying out skydiving for the first time...

Wishes & Dreams...


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First Sky Diving Jump

A fellow gets ready to make his first jump. 

His jumpmaster sees he's nervous and says, "Don't worry. Just get out
there, arch, count to ten, and pull your main ripcord. If there's a
problem with the main, you know you have a reserve. When you land, the
truck will pick you up and take you back to the loft."

So the fellow exits, arches and pulls. 

Nothing happens. 

He pulls on his reserve ripcord. 

Dirty laundry comes out of the reserve container. 

He's falling faster, close to terminal, and he looks at the ground and
says, "Great. I bet the darn truck won't be there, either!"

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