Bran Muffins...

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Sun, 25 Nov 01 02:47:03 -0000

Hiya People...

In today's tale, we take one of our frequent trips to heaven...

Wishes & Dreams...


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This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, die in a
car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly due
to the wife's neurotic interest in health food.

When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their
mansion, which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master bath
suite and Jacuzzi.

As they "oohed and aahed", the old man asked Peter how much all this was 
going to cost.

"It's free," Peter replied, Remember, this is Heaven."

Next they went out back to see the championship golf course the home
backed up to. They would have golfing privileges every day, and each
week the course changed to a new one representing the great golf courses
on Earth.

The old man asked, "What are the green fees?"

"This is heaven," St. Peter replied. "You play for free."

Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the 
cuisine of the world laid out.

"How much to eat?" asked the old man.

"Don't you understand yet?" St. Peter asked. "This is heaven. It's

"Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods?" the old man
asked timidly.

"That's the best can eat as much as you like of whatever you 
like and you never get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven."

The old man looked at his wife and said, "You and your f*cking bran
muffins. I could have been here ten years ago!"

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