Seeing Clearly...

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Tue, 26 Jun 2001 23:14:25 +0100

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Hiya Loonies...

Today we meet a young man trying to decide which young lady to date...

Wishes & Dreams...


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There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty
and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work to find that a new girl
had started working there. Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely

He began to like her and after a while it became obvious that she was
interested in him too. But, he was a loyal man and he wouldn't get
involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine.

He decided that there was nothing for him to do but to break up with
Lorraine and date the new girl. He planned several times to tell
Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it.

One day as they were walking along the river bank, Lorraine slipped and
fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned.

The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and

"I can see Clearly now Lorraine is gone..."

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