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Tue, 26 Jun 2001 23:20:37 +0100

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This time we hear about a portrait subject that has to be seen to be

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Portrait Subject

One semester when my brother, Peter, attended the University of
Minnesota in Minneapolis, an art-student friend of his asked if he could
paint Peter's portrait for a class assignment. Peter agreed, and the art
student painted and submitted the portrait, only to receive a C minus.

The art student approached the professor to ask why the grade was so

The teacher told him that the proportions in the painting were

"The head is too big," the professor explained. "The shoulders are too
wide, and the feet are enormous."

The next day, the art student brought Peter to see the professor. 

He took one look at my brother. "Okay, A minus," he said.

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