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Sun, 2 Jan 2000 01:47:58 +0000

Hiya All...

Here's something from the kids again...

Wishes & Dreams...


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 Cute Kids
A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On
returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were 2 boy
kittens & 2 girl kittens. 
"How did you know?" his mother asked. 
"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied, "I think it's
printed on the bottom."
As another three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother
noticed the left one was on the right foot. 
She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet." 
He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, "Don't kid me, Mom, I
know they're my feet."
Amy: Can people predict the future with cards? 
Joan: My mother can.
Amy: Really?
Joan: Yes, she takes one look at my report card and tells me what will
happen when my father gets home.
A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. 
He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of
the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt."
His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"

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