So Blonde...

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Sun, 2 Jan 2000 01:44:25 +0000

Hiya People...

Here are those blondes again...

Wishes & Dreams...


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* She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She tripped over the cordless phone.
* She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her
* She told someone to meet her at the corner of WALK and DON'T WALK.
* She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here", she put 
* If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved.
* Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her months
to figure out she could use it at night.
* What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
* Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice? Because it said 
* Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? They're too hard to retrain.
* What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle? A dope ring.
* Why can't blondes be pharmacists? Because they can't fit the bottle in
the typewriter.
* What's the definition of eternity? 4 blondes at a 4-way stop.
* What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean? An air
* What do you call a basement full of blondes? A whine cellar.
* Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts? "This goes in front" 

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