The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Sun, 2 Jan 2000 01:43:49 +0000

Hiya Folks...

Yet another blonde...they're all coming out of the woodwork...

Wishes & Dreams...


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A woman calls her best friend one day and she is very upset.

"I can't get this jigsaw puzzle put together and I've been trying for
weeks," she cried. "Can you please come over and help me before I go

"What kind of puzzle is it?" asks the friend.

The panicked woman says, "Well there is a rooster on the box. But
there's so many pieces and it's so confusing, I just don't know where to

Her friend is the compassionate sort and says, "I'll be right over."

Off to the blonde's house she goes. When she gets there, she takes one
look at the table and turns to her friend and says:

"Put the corn flakes back in the box."

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