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Mon, 6 Jul 1998 17:11:35 +0100
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Hiya Folks...
Here's some action taking place at a seance...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Two lovers interested in spiritualism and reincarnation vowed
that if either died, the one remaining would try to contact the
partner in the other world exactly 30 days after their dying.
As luck would have it, a few weeks later the young man died in a
car wreck. True to her word, his sweetheart tried to contact him
in the spirit world exactly 30 days later.
At a seance, she called out, "John, dear John; this is Martha.
Do you hear me, John?"
A ghostly voice answered her, "Yes, Martha, this is John; I can
hear you."
Martha tearfully asked, "Oh, John, what's it like where you
are?"
"It's beautiful. There are azure skies, a soft breeze, sunshine
most of the time."
"What do you do all day?"
"Well, Martha, we are up before sunrise, eat some good
breakfast, then it's nothing but sex until noon. After lunch, we
nap until two and then we have sex again until five. After
dinner, we go at it again until we fall asleep around 11 p.m."
Martha was somewhat taken aback. "Is that what Heaven really is
like?"
"Heaven? I'm not in Heaven, Martha."
"Then, where are you?"
"I'm a jack rabbit in Arizona!"
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