The Loony Bin
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Wed, 8 Jul 1998 01:46:07 +0100
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Hiya All...
Who's the bandit in this story...???
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande
and robbing Texas banks. A reward was offered and an
enterprising Texas Ranger finally captured him in his favorite
saloon.
He put his gun to the bandit's head and said, "Tell me where you
hid the loot or I'll blow your head off!"
However, the bandit didn't speak English and the Ranger didn't
speak Spanish, but there was a bilingual lawyer present who
translated the Ranger's message. The terrified bandit blurted
out that the loot was buried under the oak tree in back of the
saloon.
"What did he say?" asked the Ranger.
"He said: 'Get lost jerk. You don't have the guts to shoot
me.'"
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