Loving Wife...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Mon, 20 May 02 04:22:38 +0100

Hiya Loonies...

Now we watch as Frank finds out how much his wife loves him...

Wishes & Dreams...


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Frank came into his wife's room one day. 

"If I were, say, disfigured, would you still love me?" he asked her.

"Darling, I'll always love you," she said calmly, filing her nails.

"How about if I became crippled and couldn't fulfill my marital
obligations to you any more?" he asked nervously.

"Don't worry, darling, I'll always love you," she told him, buffing her

"Well, how about if I lost my job as vice president?" Frank went on, "if
I weren't pulling in six figures any more. Would you still love me

The woman looked over at her husband's worried face. 

"Frank, I'll always love you," she reassured him, "but most of all, I'll
really miss you."

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