Phone Solicitors...

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Tue, 21 May 02 00:55:56 -2300

Hiya People...

We all hate them - those cold callers who telephone you at the wrong
time to sell you things you don't are some suggestions for
what you might say to them...

Wishes & Dreams...


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Phone Solicitors

What to say to phone solicitors who call to sell you credit cards,
vacation packages, etc.:
The police photographer is still here, and the county medical examiner
hasn't released the body to the coroner yet. Can you call back a little
What's that you say? Speak up, please, will you? The battery has run
down on my hearing aid. Louder, please, louder. Is that the best you can
do? I'm afraid we're just not communicating.
I'm gonna have to put you on hold. The baby is due any minute now. Quick
someone, get some hot water. Lots of it. Sorry, gotta hurry now, don't
go away.
Oh, it's you again. I was hoping you'd call back. The better business
people said I need more positive identification to file my complaint.
Now first let me have your name and telephone number... 

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