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Sat, 13 Apr 02 00:23:17 -2300
Hiya Folks...
In today's tale, we meet a man who is trying to give his wife exactly
what she wants for her birthday...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Happy Birthday
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A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"
She said, "I'd love to be ten again."
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off
they went to a theme park.
He put her on every ride in the park. The Death Slide, The Screaming
Loop, the Wall of Fear. Everything there was, she had a go. She
staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and
her stomach upside down.
Into McDonald's they went, where she was given a Double Big Mac with
extra fries and a strawberry shake.
Then off to a theater to see Star Wars - more burgers, popcorn, cola and
sweets.
At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being
ten again?"
One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually I meant dress size."
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