The Loony Bin
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Sun, 07 Apr 02 01:46:56 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
If you've ever needed an excuse to skip work, here are a whole list of
possibilities...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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Work Excuses
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Need an excuse for not going to work? Please feel free to use any of the
excuses listed below.
And Employers, please stay out of here. We don't need you knowing how we
came up with our latest excuse!
- I won't be in today. My fish is sick and I need to take it to the vet.
- My neighbor's daughter got a round hair brush stuck in her hair and I
need to help her get it out.
- I won't be in today because I have come down with Spring Fever.
- I fell off a ladder fixing the roof on my house and I landed on my
elbow.
- I don't think I'll be in work for awhile. Yesterday I was riding my
son's BMX bike and I fell and broke my ankle it two places and I'm in
the hospital.
- I won't be in today. I'm still drunk from last night.
- I'm not coming in because I need a mental day.
- My car caught on fire on the way to work so I can't make it in.
- My car ran out of gas on the way to work. I was pushing it to a gas
station and I got a stomach hernia and I have to go to the doctors.
- My cat got run over by a motorcycle and I need to take it to the vet.
- Had to be rushed to hospital for coffee burns on my lap - be in
tomorrow!
- I cant come to work today because the city is paving my street and I
can't get out!
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