New Year's Resolutions...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Wed, 02 Jan 02 01:42:40 -0000


Hiya People...

Now it's time for the net-obsessed amongst you to consider your New
Year's resolutions...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
 
 
"New Year's Resolutions for you, our Internet Junkies" 

Have any of you stuck to last year's New Years Resolutions???
 
1. I will try to figure out why I "really" need 12 e-mail addresses.
 
2. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband). A phone call every 
   now and then would be appreciated
 
3. I resolve to work with neglected children - my own.
 
4. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I 
   answer my e-mail.
 
5. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone
   at the same time with the same person.
 
6. I resolve to back up my 12 GB hard drive daily...well, once a 
   week...okay, monthly then...or maybe... at least once a year.
 
7. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of 
   course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.
 
8. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning...4:30 is much
   more practical since my friends overseas already had time to answer 
   me by then.
 
9. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"
 
10. I will read the manual...just as soon as I can find it.
 
11. I will think of a password other than "password."
 
12. I resolve...I resolve to...I resolve to, uh...I resolve to, uh, get 
    my, er...I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!
 

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