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Wed, 02 Jan 02 01:42:40 -0000
Hiya People... Now it's time for the net-obsessed amongst you to consider your New Year's resolutions... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- "New Year's Resolutions for you, our Internet Junkies" Have any of you stuck to last year's New Years Resolutions??? 1. I will try to figure out why I "really" need 12 e-mail addresses. 2. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband). A phone call every now and then would be appreciated 3. I resolve to work with neglected children - my own. 4. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail. 5. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person. 6. I resolve to back up my 12 GB hard drive daily...well, once a week...okay, monthly then...or maybe... at least once a year. 7. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher. 8. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning...4:30 is much more practical since my friends overseas already had time to answer me by then. 9. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!" 10. I will read the manual...just as soon as I can find it. 11. I will think of a password other than "password." 12. I resolve...I resolve to...I resolve to, uh...I resolve to, uh, get my, er...I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too! Please include this information if you forward this joke: ******************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ******************************************************* To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe' Get PAID for the emails you already send and receive! http://www.mailround.com/ Referrer: andrea@bloodaxe.com