Holiday Guidelines...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Tue, 01 Jan 02 01:20:15 -0000


Hiya Folks...

Today we see some holiday guidelines employers may provide for their
employees...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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Holiday Guidelines
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To: All Employees
  
From: Management
  
Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season
  
  
Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following
guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and
Leisure Industry Council).
  
  
1. Running aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel is 
   discouraged.
  
2. Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden. (It runs 
   up an incredible long distance phone bill)
  
3. Work requests are not to be filed under "Bah humbug."
  
4. Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and through the 
   woods to Grandma's house.
  
5. All fruitcake is to be eaten BEFORE July 25.
  
6. Eggnog will NOT be dispensed in vending machines.
  
7. In spite of all this, the staff is encouraged to have a Happy 
   Holiday.


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