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Sun, 23 Dec 01 02:08:23 -0000
Hiya People...
Even Santa needs FAA approval to fly, so today we watch what happens at
his test...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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SANTA'S FAA TEST
Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal
Aviation Administration, and the FAA examiner arrived last week for the
pre-Christmas flight check.
In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the
reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was
in order. He knew they would examine all his equipment and truly put
Santa's flying skills to the test.
The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer
harnesses, the landing gear, and even Rudolph's nose. He painstakingly
reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for sled's enormous
payload. Finally, they were ready for the check ride.
Santa got in and fastened his seat belt and shoulder harness and checked
the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise,
a shotgun.
"What's that for!?" asked Santa incredulously.
The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this ahead
of time," as he leaned over to whisper in Santa's ear, "but you're gonna
lose an engine on takeoff."
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