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Wed, 19 Dec 01 01:42:29 -0000
Hiya People...
It seems the list prog burped a little yesterday, and a small number of
Loonies got two copies of yesterday's mail - I hope no-one was
inconvenienced...
Here are some reasons why women would really love to be Santa Claus...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Why Women Would Love Being Santa Claus
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1. You'd never be expected to make the coffee.
2. There'd be no more early morning decisions about what to wear to the
office.
3. You could grow a gut the size of Fat Albert's and consider it a job
requirement.
4. One big black belt - accessorized for life!
5. There'd be no reason to have your colours done.
6. Everyone would be extremely nice to you, even if you weren't.
7. Should people suggest your belly jiggled ... that is when you
giggled ... like a bowlful of jelly, you could hit them with your
purse.
8. You'd always work in sensible footwear.
9. There'd be no need to play office politics; a hearty 'Ho! Ho! Ho!',
would remind everyone who's boss.
10. You wouldn't need an expensive briefcase.
11. No one would dare ask for a ride to work.
12. Never again have to wear pantyhose or worry about your slip showing.
13. No more trips to the vending machine ... you'd just snack on milk
and cookies all day.
14. You'd never be asked to take an early retirement package.
15. Juggling work and family would be a breeze because your children
would adore you; even your teen-agers would want to sit in your lap.
16. You'd be guaranteed the best chair in the office.
17. Age discrimination wouldn't be an issue.
18. You'd never grab the wrong coat on your way out the door.
19. No one would ask to see your job description.
20. Your co-workers would be on notice that they'd better not pout.
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