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Mon, 17 Dec 01 23:57:56 -0000
Hiya Loonies...
Here are the top 10 reasons why Christmas is quieter than Hanukkah...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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TOP 10 REASONS WHY CHRISTMAS IS QUIETER THAN HANUKKAH
10. "Silent Night"
9. One day of gift-giving
8. No customers visit the garment district on Christmas
7. You can't really have a family dispute over eggnog
6. You can listen to Christmas songs all day and be dumbfounded by it
all
5. The kids aren't throwing Christmas Gelt at each other
4. There are no Hanukkah TV specials to quiet down the rowdy ones
3. The Three Wise Guys were so wise they visited during the traditional
holiday season - to keep everyone tuned in to the football games and
Sopranos episodes.
2. Kids can't complain about their gifts for more than a day
1. Take one accidental bite of fruitcake ... you'll be chewing for a
long while.
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