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Mon, 03 Sep 01 00:08:06 -2300
Hiya Loonies...
This time it's a young wife who's about to get a surprise...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A small tourist hotel was all a buzz about an afternoon wedding where
the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble
and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his
bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.
But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main
staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life.
She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the
hotel.
The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, honey? You
look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"
The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, "Ohhh
God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years...
"I thought he meant his money!!"
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