Rent...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Sun, 02 Sep 01 02:45:04 +0100


Hiya All...

Now it's time to meet a man who hasn't been on his best behaviour...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
	xx

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A man met a beautiful girl, and she agreed to spend the night with him
for $500. So, they spent the night together. 

In the morning before he left, he told the girl that he did not have any
cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and
mail it to her, calling the payment "Rent for Apartment".

On the way to the  office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that
the whole event was not worth the price. So, he sent a check for $250
and enclosed a note:

"Dear Madam:

Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your
apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I
rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:

1.  It had never been occupied;
2.  There was plenty of heat; and
3.  It was small enough to make me cozy and at home.

Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied,
that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large."

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately sent back the following
reply:

"Dear Sir:

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect such a beautiful
apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.

As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on.

Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you
don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the
landlord."


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