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What do turkeys say...???
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TURKEY TALK
What does a turkey say? "Gobble gobble gobble?"
Well....... Not always!
What does...
A jewelry-lovin' turkey say? "Bauble bauble bauble"
A dyslexic turkey say? "Boggle Boggle Boggle"
A turkey in the shoe repair shop say? "Cobble cobble cobble"
A turkey who was an old-time movie fan say? "Gable Gable Gable"
A turkey with a sore throat say? "Gargle Gargle Gargle"
A turkey with a sore leg say? "Hobble hobble hobble"
A football turkey say? "Huddle huddle huddle"
A dieting turkey: "Nibble nibble nibble."
A one-legged Cockney turkey "'Obble 'Obble 'Obble"
A turkey who argues a lot: "Squabble squabble squabble."
What does Dr. Seuss' turkey say?
"Tweedle beetle paddle battle puddle wobble hobble gobble."
Then there was the dizzy Turkey who just went..."Wobble Wobble Wobble!"
What did the YIDKITE TURKEY SAY?
"OY VEY...GOBBLE, GOBBLE, SMOBBLE, SMOBBLE."
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