The Loony Bin
(
loonies@bloodaxe.com
)
Wed, 22 Nov 2000 04:34:02 +0000
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/
Hiya People...
Here's another list for you to look at:
*! "The X Dose is the Net's biggest thing since my t*ts!" @!
-- Wendy Whoppers, 55EE-21-34, World-famous XXX Movie Star
* To Join, send email: subscribe-xdose@lists.doseme.com *
* http://www.thexdose.com - The Dirtiest Dirty Joke List! *
* Want to put "The X DOSE!" on your site? Take it! FREE! *
Email: webquest-xdose@thedailydose.com - For TheXDose Code!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Offers of help flood in from abroad...this one's sent in by Rob...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
*********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com*********
*** ***
*** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ***
*** ***
************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************
------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Serbia sends peacekeeping troops to US.
BELGRADE-Serbian president Vojislav Kostunica deployed more than 30,000
peacekeeping troops to the U.S. Monday, pledging full support to the
troubled North American nation as it struggles to establish democracy.
"We must do all we can to support free elections in America and allow
democracy to gain a foothold there," Kostunica said. "The U.S. is a
major player in the Western Hemisphere and its continued stability is
vital to Serbian interests in that region."
Kostunica urged Al Gore, the U.S. opposition-party leader who is
refusing to recognize the nation's Nov. 7 election results, to "let the
democratic process take its course."
"Mr. Gore needs to acknowledge the will of the people and concede that
he has lost this election," Kostunica said. "Until America's political
figures learn to respect the institutions that have been put in place,
the nation will never be a true democracy."
Serbian forces have been stationed throughout the U.S., with an emphasis
on certain trouble zones. Among them are Oregon, Florida, and eastern
Tennessee, where Gore set up headquarters in Bush territory. An
additional 10,000 troops are expected to arrive in the capital city of
Washington, D.C. by Friday.
Though Kostunica has pledged to work with U.S. leaders, he did not rule
out the possibility of economic sanctions if the crisis is not resolved
soon. "For democracy to take root and flourish, it must be planted in
the rich soil of liberty. And the cornerstone of liberty is elections
free of tampering or corruption," Kostunica said. "Should America prove
itself incapable of learning this lesson on its own, the international
community may be forced to take stronger measures."
Please include this information if you forward this joke:
*********************************************************
This joke and others like it, can be found in:
The Loony Bin
http://loonies.net800.co.uk/
*********************************************************
Get PAID to surf the Web!
http://www.alladvantage.com/go.asp?refid=BFN610
______________________________________________________________________
To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com