The Loony Bin
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Sat, 14 Oct 2000 01:54:53 +0100
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Now, here's a secretary adapting to the situation...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
The Head Hog
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One day a man called the church office.
He said, "Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?"
The secretary thought she heard what he said, but said, "I'm sorry,
who?"
The caller repeated, "Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?"
She said, "Well, if you mean the preacher, then you may refer to him as
'Pastor,' or 'Brother,' but I prefer that you not refer to him as the
'head hog at the trough'!"
To this the man replied, "Well, I was planning on giving $100,000 to the
building fund...."
To this the secretary quickly responded "Hang on, I think the big fat
pig just walked in!"
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