School Registration...

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Sat, 14 Oct 2000 01:50:15 +0100


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Now, here's a mother registering her boys for school...

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Registering The Boys For School
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A woman went to the school to register her boys.
 
The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?"
 
"Ten," she replied.
 
"What are their names?" he asked.
 
"LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, and
LeRoy," she answered.
 
"They're all named LeRoy?" he asked, "What if you want them to come in
from playing outside?"
 
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'LeRoy', and they all come
running in."
 
"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?"
 
"I just say, 'LeRoy, come eat your dinner', and they do," she answered.
 
"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.
 
"Oh, that's easy," she said, "I just use their last name!"
 

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