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Tue, 18 Apr 2000 01:14:56 +0100


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There was great excitement at the monastery - Father Aloysius was about
to attain his sixtieth birthday and, according to the rules, was allowed
to utter one whole sentence. 

At teatime, as the monks sat down to their evening bowl of gruel, Father
Aloysius looked around for inspiration then announced: "I like gruel".  

Nine years later, Father Benedict turned sixty and, when the time came
for his pronouncement, told the expectant assembly: "I don't like
gruel".

Seventeen years later, young Father Ignazius reached his sixtieth
birthday. Looking at the sea of faces surrounding him, he said loudly:
"I am sick and tired of this constant bickering about gruel".


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