The Loony Bin
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Tue, 18 Apr 2000 01:14:56 +0100
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya All... Here's another list for you to look at: LAUGH 'TILL YOU HURT! Clean humour for the entire family! Its FREE! Join today BECAUSE its good for you! Check out our site and read some jokes, play some games, and laugh as hard as you can! http://jokeawhenever.hypermart.net mailto:jokeawhenever-subscribe@listbot.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Here's a very quiet tale, set in a monastery... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- There was great excitement at the monastery - Father Aloysius was about to attain his sixtieth birthday and, according to the rules, was allowed to utter one whole sentence. At teatime, as the monks sat down to their evening bowl of gruel, Father Aloysius looked around for inspiration then announced: "I like gruel". Nine years later, Father Benedict turned sixty and, when the time came for his pronouncement, told the expectant assembly: "I don't like gruel". Seventeen years later, young Father Ignazius reached his sixtieth birthday. Looking at the sea of faces surrounding him, he said loudly: "I am sick and tired of this constant bickering about gruel". Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* Get PAID to surf the Web! http://alladvantage.com/go.asp?refid=BFN610 ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com