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Tue, 18 Apr 2000 01:13:00 +0100
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya Folks... Here's another list for you to look at: IT'S NEW!, IT'S FUN!, IT'S FREE! 'A LOVE OF LIMERICKS' EZINE They're funny, they're clever, they're sometimes naughty! Limericks are a classic form of humor, just meant for the reader with intelligence, and a great a sense of humor. YOU! SUBSCRIBE by visiting http://www.topica.com/lists/limerick or send a blank email to limericks-subscribe@topica.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Here are some of the things George Bush said over the years... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- These quotes are courtesy of Slate magazine: "What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position." - as quoted by Molly Ivins, the San Francisco Chronicle, Jan. 21 (Thanks to Toni L. Gould). "The administration I'll bring is a group of men and women who are focused on what's best for America, honest men and women, decent men and women, women who will see service to our country as a great privilege and who will not stain the house." - Des Moines Register debate, Jan. 15, 2000 "Is our children learning?" - in Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000, as quoted by Frank Bruni in the New York Times "There needs to be debates, like we're going through. There needs to be town-hall meetings. There needs to be travel. This is a huge country." - on Larry King Live, 12/16/99 "I think it's important for those of us in a position of responsibility to be firm in sharing our experiences, to understand that the babies out of wedlock is a very difficult chore for mom and baby alike ... I believe we ought to say there is a different alternative than the culture that is proposed by people like Miss Wolf in society ... And, you know, hopefully, condoms will work, but it hasn't worked." - In an interview with Tim Russert on Meet the Press, Nov. 21, 1999. "It was just inebriating what Midland was all about then." - from a 1994 interview, as quoted in First Son by Bill Minutaglio "It is incredibly presumptive for somebody who has not yet earned his party's nomination to start speculating about vice presidents." - Keene, N.H., Oct. 22, 1999. Quoted in the New Republic, Nov. 15, 1999 "The important question is, How many hands have I shaked?" - (Answering a question about why he hasn't spent more time in New Hampshire.) The New York Times, Oct. 23 Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* Get PAID to surf the Web! http://alladvantage.com/go.asp?refid=BFN610 ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com