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Wed, 27 Jan 1999 22:15:46 +0000
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Hiya Folks...
Here's a pig story from Alan...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A farmer had five female pigs and as times were tough had determined to
take them to the county fair and sell them. While at the fair, he met
another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they
decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived
sixty miles away from each other so they agreed to each drive thirty
miles, and find a field in which to mate their pigs.
The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5:00 am,
loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the only
vehicle they had left, and drove the thirty miles.
While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will I know
if they're pregnant?" The other farmer replied, "If they're in the
grass grazing in the morning, then they're pregnant, if they're in the
mud, then they're not."
The next morning they were rolling in the mud, so he hosed them off,
loaded them again into the family station wagon and proceeded to try
again. The following morning, MUD again!!
This continued all week until one morning the farmer was so tired that
he couldn't get out of bed. He called his wife and said, "Honey, look
outside and tell me if the pigs are in the mud or in the field."
"Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon and one of
them is honking the horn!"
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