The Loony Bin
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Wed, 27 Jan 1999 22:13:00 +0000
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Hiya People...
Ever do work you wouldn't like to admit to...???
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Jerry was hired to play his trumpet on the score of a movie, and he was
excited. He was especially thrilled because he got to take two long
solos. After the sessions, which went wonderfully, Jerry couldn't wait
to see the finished product. He asked the producer where and when he
could catch the film.
A little embarrassed, the producer explained that the music was for a
porno flick that would be out in a month, and he told Jerry where he
could go to see it.
A month later, Jerry, with his collar up and wearing glasses, went to
the theatre where the picture was playing. He walked in and sat way in
the back, next to an elderly couple who also seemed to be disguised and
hiding.
The movie started, and it was the filthiest, most perverse porno flick
ever...group sex, S&M, golden showers...and then, halfway through, a dog
got in on the action.
Before anyone could blink an eye, the dog has had sex with all the
women, in every orifice; and most of the men. Embarrassed, Jerry turned
to the old couple and whispered, "I'm only here for the music."
The woman turned to Jerry and whispered back, "That's okay, we're just
here to see our dog."
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