Airline Humour...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Tue, 11 Aug 1998 02:20:40 +0100


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Hiya Folks...

Here's more that's supposed to be true...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


Pilot:  November 123 on a very short final, understand I'm 
        cleared to land?
Tower:  Oh, who's talking?
Pilot:  Me.

Radar:  Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.
Pilot:  Roger, but we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we
        make up here?
Radar:  Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it 
        hits a 727?

Radar:  CRX 500, are you on a course to SUL?
Pilot:  More or less.
Radar:  So proceed a little bit more to SUL.

Tower:  N2234, are you a Cessna?
Pilot:  No, I'm a male Hispanic.

Pilot:  ...request heading 110 to avoid...
Radar:  To avoid what?
Pilot:  To avoid delay.

Pilot:  Radar, this is Cessna 4675.
Radar:  Cessna 4675, go ahead.
Pilot:  Radar, I don't seem to be making much progress here.
        How is my groundspeed ?
Radar:  Well, all depends. If you are a hang glider, you are
        doing very well.

Captain: (after a rough landing)
        Ladies and Gentlemen, it's happy hour. You just 
        received two landings for the price of one.


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