The Loony Bin
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Tue, 11 Aug 1998 02:20:40 +0100
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ------------------------ ListBot Sponsor Message ------------------------ Use SiteInspector to improve your site in seven areas including HTML Design, Browser Compatibility, Link Validation, Spelling, Search Engine Readiness, Popularity, and Load Time. It's the fastest and simplest way to make sure your site performs its best. http://www.siteinspector.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hiya Folks... Here's more that's supposed to be true... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******************************************************* ******************************************************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.com *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Pilot: November 123 on a very short final, understand I'm cleared to land? Tower: Oh, who's talking? Pilot: Me. Radar: Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees. Pilot: Roger, but we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here? Radar: Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727? Radar: CRX 500, are you on a course to SUL? Pilot: More or less. Radar: So proceed a little bit more to SUL. Tower: N2234, are you a Cessna? Pilot: No, I'm a male Hispanic. Pilot: ...request heading 110 to avoid... Radar: To avoid what? Pilot: To avoid delay. Pilot: Radar, this is Cessna 4675. Radar: Cessna 4675, go ahead. Pilot: Radar, I don't seem to be making much progress here. How is my groundspeed ? Radar: Well, all depends. If you are a hang glider, you are doing very well. Captain: (after a rough landing) Ladies and Gentlemen, it's happy hour. You just received two landings for the price of one. ----------------------------------------------------------------- This message was sent via ListBot. To remove yourself from this list, please visit http://www.listbot.com/remove.html or send mail to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com Start Your Own FREE Mailing List At http://listbot.com/ -----------------------------------------------------------------