Ford : A better idea...

The Loony Bin ( )
Tue, 16 Sep 1997 10:17:05 -0400 (EDT)

Hiya Loonies...

It would appear that our American friends may have been saddled with
some flammable Fords...

Wishes & Dreams...


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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

"Ford Motor Company announced a couple of days ago that they're
recalling eight million cars because they burst into flame
spontaneously! The recall came only after Ford was unable to convince
the American consumer that it was just part of that automobile's anti-
theft system."

"But you've got to give Ford credit. They acted pretty quickly on this
deal. They unveiled their new slogan this morning, 'Have you put out a
Ford lately.'"

Top Ten New Ford Slogans

10. Where there's smoke, there's a Ford
9.  Have you driven a Ford to the fire station lately?
8.  Forget Chevy -- we've got the real Blazer!
7.  Available in original or extra crispy
6.  Now every Bronco is as exciting as O.J.'s!
5.  Ford, the Unabomber of the highways
4.  Quality is job one, putting out the fire is job two
3.  Like a rock -- a rock of hot, molten lava
2.  Aren't you tired of cops who stop you for speeding and ask, "Where's 
    the fire?"
1.  Click...vroom...kaboom!

Ford : Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

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