The Loony Bin
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Wed, 30 Jul 1997 18:54:24 +0100
Hiya Loonies... It was inevitable that Mike Tyson's cannibalistic activities would find their way into the Loony Bin... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ***<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*** ***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***<bloodaxe@bigfoot.com>*** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- I'm sure you've heard about the big fight on Saturday night, and it's unusual ending in the third round. . . (The match was called to a halt after Mike Tyson bit a sizable chunk of flesh out of Evander Holyfield's right ear, and a second bite of Holyfield's left ear.) USA Today's Internet site published a list of headlines gathered by the Associated Press which captured the "flavor" of the evening: 'Ears some puns from the newspaper world A selection of headlines on Sunday and Monday from the Mike Tyson-Evander Holyfield fight and its aftermath: "A Bad Bite for Boxing" - The News & Observer of Raleigh. "Twice Bitten" - Times-Picayune of New Orleans. "Bite of the Century!" - Arizona Republic. "Bite Night" - Lexington (Ky.) Herald-Leader. "Tyson's Tasteless Tactics: Bite Night" - The Record of Hackensack, N.J. "Reality Bites" - Times Union of Albany, N.Y. "Did Tyson Bite Off More Than He Can Chew? Time Will Tell" - Salt Lake Tribune. "Tyson Subject of Biting Criticism" - The (Baltimore) Sun. "Biting Commentary" - The Boston Herald. "Tyson Bites the Dust, Holyfield" - Huntsville (Ala.) Times. "Holyfield May Take a Bite Out of Tyson" - The Indianapolis Star. "Holyfield Can't Stay Unbitten as Heavyweight" - Sun-Sentinel, Fort Lauderdale, Fla. "Earmarks of cowardice" - Houston Chronicle. "Earmark of an eerie night" - The Atlanta Journal and the Atlanta Constitution. "A two-bit bout: Holyfield wins" - Kansas City Star. "From Champ to Chomp" - The Herald-Sun of Durham, N.C. "The Champ and the Chomp" - The Jersey Journal. "Holyfield Still Chomp-ion" - San Francisco Examiner. "Heavyweight Chomp" - Philadelphia Inquirer. "Undisputed Chomp" - USA TODAY. "World Chomp" - The Sun (London). "Requiem for a Chompion" - Philadelphia Daily News. "Sucker Munch" - The Sun (London). "Biting Back: Evander has public's ear" - Daily News, New York. "Toss Tyson Out on Ear" - Daily News, New York. "Ear Flap" - Newsday. "Ears Have It! Evander Wins" - Montgomery (Ala.) Advertiser. "Tyson's Behavior Hard to Swallow" - Providence Journal-Bulletin. "Dracula" - New York Post. "Champ Chewing Over Legal Options" - New York Post. "It's Tyson's Nature to (Ch)eat" - New York Post. "For Tyson, Tooth Hurts" - New York Post. "Now Ear This: Rematch is Possible" - New York Post. "Lobe Blow for Boxing" - The Tennessean. "Iron Mike Goes Down Biting" - The Sunday Oklahoman. "Tyson Doesn't Gnaw What's Next" - The Daily Oklahoman. "Ear of Scorn" - Kansas City Star. "Pay Per Chew" - Philadelphia Daily News. "Holyfield Lends Ear as Tyson Self-Destructs" - Arkansas Democrat-Gazette. "Ear-Responsible" - Fort Worth Star-Telegram. "Tyson Scars Face of Boxing" - The Guardian (London).