The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Thu, 22 May 1997 00:15:38 +0100
Hiya Folks... I've been sent this one from time to time...here's Richard's version... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ***<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*** ***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***<bloodaxe@bigfoot.com>*** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- This rabbit went to the greengrocer's and said to the grocer, "Do you have any lettuce?" "No", replied the grocer. "Go away and stop bothering me. The following day the rabbit returned and said to the grocer, "Do you have any cabbage?" "No", replied the grocer. "Go away and stop bothering me. If you come back, I'll nail your ears to this table." The following day the rabbit returned and said to the grocer, "Do you have any nails?" "No", replied the grocer. "Good," said the rabbit. "Do you have any carrots?"