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Sun, 1 Dec 1996 01:39:04 +0000
Hiya Loonies...
Here's one from Alan...a true story...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
If any of you guys out there have ever thought you have balls, forget
about it. This is a true story that just happened at a wedding at
Clemson. A buddy of mine from my baseball team knows a guy that was at
the wedding.
This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the
reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the
crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from
long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted
to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming. To thank everyone
for coming and bearing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give
everyone a gift from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair
was a manila envelope. He said that was his gift to everyone, and told
them to open it.
Inside the manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having
sex with the bride. (He must have gotten suspicious of the two of them
and hired a private detective to trail them.) After he stood there and
watched people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the
best man and said "F*** you", he turned to the bride and said "F***
you", and then said "I'm out of here".
He got the marriage annulled the next day. While most of us would have
broken it off immediately after we found out about the affair, this guy
goes through with it anyway. His revenge: making the bride's parents pay
for a 300 guest wedding and reception, letting everyone know exactly
what did happen, and trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in
front of friends, family, grandparents, etc.