The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Wed, 14 Aug 1996 09:52:41 +0100
Hiya All...
Here are a few 'bad' & 'worse' situations for you...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Bad & Worse
Bad : You can't find your vibrator.
Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it.
Bad : You find a porn movie in your son's room.
Worse: You're in it.
Bad : Your children are sexually active.
Worse: With each other.
Bad : Your husband's a crossdresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.
Bad : Your son's involved in Satanism.
Worse: As a sacrifice.
Bad : Your wife wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer.
Bad : Your wife's leaving you.
Worse: For another woman.
Bad : Your wife's leaving you.
Worse: To enter a convent.
Bad : Your wife's arrested for soliciting.
Worse: She implicates you.
Good : Hot outdoor sex.
Bad : You're arrested.
Worse: By your husband.
Good : The postman's early.
Bad : He's wearing camos and has an AK-47.
Good : The secretary said "yes."
Bad : Your wife says "no."
Good : The teacher likes your son.
Bad : Sexually.
Worse: He's gay.
Good : You came home for a quickie.
Bad : So did the postman.
Good : You came home for a quickie.
Bad : Your wife walks in.
Good : You get a three-day weekend.
Bad : You get the flu on Friday.
Good : You get tickets to the theatre.
Bad : It's performance art.
Good : You go to see a strip show.
Bad : Your daughter's the headliner.
Good : Your boyfriend's exercising.
Bad : So he'll fit in your clothes.
Good : Your car conveniently "runs out of gas."
Bad : For real.
Good : Your child's "waiting for Mr. Right".
Bad : Your son, that is.
Good : Your daughter's on the Pill.
Bad : She's eleven.
Good : Your neighbor exercises in the nude.
Bad : He weighs 350 pounds.
Good : Your son's doing extra credit work.
Bad : Making a sex ed video.
Good : Your uncle leaves you a fortune.
Bad : It's counterfeit.
Good : Your wife bought a porn video.
Bad : Your daughter's the star.
Good : Your wife likes outdoor sex.
Bad : You live downtown.
Good : Your wife meets you at the door nude.
Bad : She's coming home.
Good : Your wife's kinky. Bad: With the neighbors.
Worse: All of them.