The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Wed, 14 Aug 1996 09:52:41 +0100
Hiya All... Here are a few 'bad' & 'worse' situations for you... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ *****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Bad & Worse Bad : You can't find your vibrator. Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it. Bad : You find a porn movie in your son's room. Worse: You're in it. Bad : Your children are sexually active. Worse: With each other. Bad : Your husband's a crossdresser. Worse: He looks better than you. Bad : Your son's involved in Satanism. Worse: As a sacrifice. Bad : Your wife wants a divorce. Worse: She's a lawyer. Bad : Your wife's leaving you. Worse: For another woman. Bad : Your wife's leaving you. Worse: To enter a convent. Bad : Your wife's arrested for soliciting. Worse: She implicates you. Good : Hot outdoor sex. Bad : You're arrested. Worse: By your husband. Good : The postman's early. Bad : He's wearing camos and has an AK-47. Good : The secretary said "yes." Bad : Your wife says "no." Good : The teacher likes your son. Bad : Sexually. Worse: He's gay. Good : You came home for a quickie. Bad : So did the postman. Good : You came home for a quickie. Bad : Your wife walks in. Good : You get a three-day weekend. Bad : You get the flu on Friday. Good : You get tickets to the theatre. Bad : It's performance art. Good : You go to see a strip show. Bad : Your daughter's the headliner. Good : Your boyfriend's exercising. Bad : So he'll fit in your clothes. Good : Your car conveniently "runs out of gas." Bad : For real. Good : Your child's "waiting for Mr. Right". Bad : Your son, that is. Good : Your daughter's on the Pill. Bad : She's eleven. Good : Your neighbor exercises in the nude. Bad : He weighs 350 pounds. Good : Your son's doing extra credit work. Bad : Making a sex ed video. Good : Your uncle leaves you a fortune. Bad : It's counterfeit. Good : Your wife bought a porn video. Bad : Your daughter's the star. Good : Your wife likes outdoor sex. Bad : You live downtown. Good : Your wife meets you at the door nude. Bad : She's coming home. Good : Your wife's kinky. Bad: With the neighbors. Worse: All of them.