The Loony Bin
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Wed, 14 Aug 1996 09:48:03 +0100
Hiya People...
Ever wonder what prison and work have in common...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Prison vs Work
In prison, they spend the majority of their time in a 8-by-10 cell.
At work, I spend most of my time in a 6-by-6 cube.
In prison, they get three free meals a day.
At work, I only get a break for one meal, which I have to pay for.
In prison, they get rewarded with time off for good behavior.
At work, I get rewarded with more work for good behavior.
In prison, they are provided with clothing with the ID conveniently
sewn on.
At work, I must wear an ID badge at all times.
In prison, there is a dress standard, but they supply the clothes.
At work, there is a dress standard, but I must buy my own clothes.
In prison, a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for them.
At work, I must carry around a security card and lock and unlock
all the doors myself.
In prison, they can watch TV and play games.
At work, I get fired for watching TV and playing games.
In prison, they will be encouraged to learn a new career.
At work, I must do any learning on my own time.
In prison, they have an exercise room that they can use almost
anytime.
At work, I can only use the exercise room on my own time.
In prison, they can fall asleep anytime and nothing happens.
At work, if I fall asleep anytime I get fired.
In prison, they have full medical coverage with no deductibles.
At work, I get partial coverage and pay all the deductibles.
In prison, all expenses are paid by the tax payer.
At work, I get to pay all the expenses to go to work so I can pay
taxes to pay for the prisoners.
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