The Loony Bin
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Sun, 11 Aug 1996 12:02:43 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
Here's a short one for you...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
The dean of women, addressing her charges, concluded:
"And remember, young ladies, you represent not only your own honor but
that of the school. When importuned by young men, ask yourself: Is an
hour's pleasure worth a lifetime of disgrace? Now, are there any
questions?"
A young lady raised her hand instantly and said:
"Tell me, how do you make it last an hour?"