Frog...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Wed, 24 Jul 1996 04:51:31 +0100


Hiya All...

Here's another talking frog for you...from Jarod via Cedric...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

A man takes the day off of work and decides to go out golfing. 

He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the
green. 

He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit. 9
Iron" The man looks  round and doesn't see anyone so he tries again.
"Ribbit. 9 Iron." 

He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other
club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! he hits a birdie. He is shocked.

He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog eh?" 

The frog replies "Ribbit, Lucky frog. Lucky frog." 

The man decided to take the frog with him to the next hole. 

"What do you think frog?", the man asks. 
"Ribbit 3 wood." was the reply.

The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. 

The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the
day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the
frog, "Ok where to next?" 

The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas".

They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "Ok frog, now what?"

The frog says , "Ribbit Roulette". 

Upon approaching the roulette table the man asks," what do you think I
should bet?" 
The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000 black 6." 

Now, this is a million to one shot that this would win but after the
golf game, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes
sliding back across the table.

The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel.

He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
You won me all this money and I am forever grateful."  

The frog replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me". He figures why not, since after all
the frog did for him he deserves it. All of a sudden the frog turns into
the most gorgeous 16 year old girl in the world.

"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room".