The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Fri, 21 Jun 1996 08:35:18 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
Here's a bit more foolishness for you...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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A lady goes into a hardware store and asks for a hinge. The man at
the counter gets one for her and asks "Do you want a screw for that
hinge?"
The lady looked around a second and replied, "No, but I'll blow ya for
that toaster over there!"
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One evening a husband came home to his apartment looking like hell. His
wife asks, "What happened to you?"
"I got into a fight with the apartment manager."
"Whatever for?" she asked
He replied, "He said he'd slept with every woman in the complex except
one!"
"Hmmm. I bet it's that snooty Mrs. Green on the third floor."
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As the truck driver came flying over the top of a steep hill, he spotted
two figures in his path, rolling around in the middle of the road.
The driver blew his horn and braked frantically, but the couple
continued their love making, in spite of his warnings. The truck
finally slid to a halt barely three inches from the pair.
"Are you crazy?" the driver shouted at them, "You could have been
killed!!"
The man stood up and faced the driver. "Well, I was coming, she was
coming and you were coming," he panted, "and you were the only one with
brakes!"
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