The Loony Bin
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Thu, 20 Jun 1996 07:35:02 +0100
Hiya All...
Not so much a massacre as a disaster...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A Texas Aggie walks into a hardware store and asks to see the chain
saws. Picking up one, he asked the store clerk, "How many trees will
this one cut in an hour?"
"Oh, that one will cut about five good sized trees in an hour," replied
the clerk.
"What about this one?" asked the Aggie.
The clerk replied, "That's an intermediate model that cuts around ten
trees."
"And this one?" asked the Aggie.
"That's our best model. It should cut at least 20 trees in an hour,"
said the clerk.
"I'll take it!" said the Aggie.
Two days later, the Aggie returns to the store and angrily states, "Hey,
this saw is terrible. I only cut down one pissant sapling in one hour
with it!"
The clerk says, "Gee, I don't understand that. This is the best chainsaw
we carry. Wait a minute while I check it out."
The clerk pulled on the starter rope and the saw immediately fired up
with a loud roar.
"Hey," said the Aggie, "what's that noise?"